plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
the angel of the lord
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
*cracks knuckles* time to find a gay smut I haven’t read yet
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
1d: *hasnt dropped modest mngmnt*
me: you never love urself half as much as i love..„, and u never treat urself right darling but i want u to„….
hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*