never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….
*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*
The thrilling (but sad) saga (9x11, 9x17, 10x1, 10x2)
I just keep reblogging this, every time I see it.
I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE OH MY GOD.
this show never fails me