A witty blog name, please.
posted 1 day ago + 66,681 notes — via camel-eyelashes, © partybarackisinthehousetonight

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear



posted 1 day ago + 459,460 notes — via hiddle-batch, © aweepingangel

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend



posted 1 day ago + 15,865 notes — via capsbvcky, © supersoldiers


posted 1 day ago + 72,149 notes — via nerd-in-the-tardis, © imreallycoolandfriendly

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby



posted 1 day ago + 400,472 notes — via trust, © alexheree

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars



posted 1 day ago + 907 notes — via fabbadonn, © skullmoon


posted 1 day ago + 288,230 notes — via wholockedkelly, © tupacabra

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….



posted 1 day ago + 709 notes — via kick-it-up-a-notch, © xbelieve-in-magicx


posted 3 days ago + 599 notes — via ghost-cas, © jenacklesdaily

 ALRIGHT!!! Holy Crap. Here… so I used a hashtag instead…shoot me in the face. Alright, that’s it…I’m out.



posted 5 days ago + 484,485 notes — via doctorwinchesterin221b, © patrickstormborn

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*



posted 5 days ago + 3,806 notes — via still-not-at-spooky-con, © khaleesiofthegarrison

The thrilling (but sad) saga (9x11, 9x17, 10x1, 10x2)



posted 5 days ago + 71 notes — via every-loki-lies, © weheartit.com
alicemcgeek:

Untitled sur We Heart It.

alicemcgeek:

Untitled sur We Heart It.



posted 6 days ago + 126,743 notes — via pointlessblag, © factoseintolerant

phoenixwrites:

imadandylioness:

torakowalski:

I just keep reblogging this, every time I see it.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTH

I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE OH MY GOD.



posted 6 days ago + 211,441 notes — via petcanadian, © monicapotters

telapathetic:

this show never fails me



posted 6 days ago + 26,869 notes — via imperfectcas, © mooseleys