A witty blog name, please.
posted 10 hours ago + 2,018 notes — via slutpadalecki

slutpadalecki:

(x)



posted 10 hours ago + 64 notes — via adamcansuckme
VIN DIESEL DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND NOMINATED VLADIMIR PUTIN


posted 11 hours ago + 2,741 notes — via fancykraken


posted 15 hours ago + 7,750 notes — via hard-on-for-hiddleston

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

[x]



posted 15 hours ago + 118,523 notes — via missmeepsalot, © lmaoalien

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"



posted 15 hours ago + 31,494 notes — via headfullofpotter, © king-moriparty
king-moriparty:

the angel of the lord

king-moriparty:

the angel of the lord



posted 18 hours ago + 325,512 notes — via ir0n--m4n, © pinkmanjesse

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.



posted 18 hours ago + 219,837 notes — via lubricates

rumour:

has it



posted 18 hours ago + 654,784 notes — via castiels-feathery-butt

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference



posted 18 hours ago + 475,969 notes — via retiredjesus, © jetbag

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

#what me too


posted 1 day ago + 412 notes — via your-purple-monster

your-purple-monster:

*cracks knuckles* time to find a gay smut I haven’t read yet



posted 1 day ago + 6,865 notes — via hermione-hair, © ronweasleyd


posted 1 day ago + 494,079 notes — via theresanescapedmoose, © flexsays
flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.



posted 2 days ago + 3,381 notes — via larry-stylinson-for-ever, © richdadliam

richdadliam:

1d: *hasnt dropped modest mngmnt*

me: you never love urself half as much as i love..„, and u never treat urself right darling but i want u to„….



posted 2 days ago + 101,955 notes — via my-wayward-impala, © lardypoison

lardypoison:

hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*